Monday, 24 February 2014

Top 10 Reasons to dislike the Kardashians

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Taking a look back at the events that have helped to shape this year, it is painfully evident that one family of reality television stars have made their presence known all over the place. This year has seen some pretty over-the-top moments courtesy of the Kardashian family, the stars of E!'s Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Whether it was Kim and Kanye’s relationship, Khloe and Lamar’s marriage woes, or Kourtney vehemently denying claims that Scott Disick was not the father of her eldest child; the Kardashians know how to bring the drama. Although there have been plenty of newsworthy moments to round out the year, somehow these reality television stars made their way into just about every headline - easily becoming tabloid fodder. The Kardashians have taken over. Quite frankly, we’re tired of it. There’s a thing called overload and we’ve reached our Kardashian breaking point.
Here are the top 10 reasons to dislike the Kardashians.

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Those Christmas Cards

10. Those Christmas Cards It’s one thing to receive cheesy Christmas photo cards from your grandma. She’s sweet, aging and someone you care about. It’s good to see that granny still has energy to craft these and send them out to the special people in her life. Then there are the Kardashians. One thing you can count on to warm your heart—or leave you scratching your head—is this year’s annual Kardashian family Christmas card. Family members are missing from the photo, Bruce is trapped in glass and money is a glaringly obvious theme in this card. Egyptian themes are strewn throughout the card; babies and many images of Kim’s face are also featured throughout. This year the Kardashians gave us a gift that should occupy us all month long. Maybe we’ll figure out what it all means by the end of the year.

Kris’s Never-ending Quest for Attention

9. Kris’s Never-ending Quest for Attention
Someone thought that it was a good idea that Kris host her own television show. It turned out to be a platform for her to promote her family even more. It is after all, where she debuted a picture of North West and even had an interview with baby North’s father. If ever anyone struggled to figure out where Kim Kardashian’s talent lied, then we can only imagine what they’re thinking when they see her mother. The show undoubtedly came as a result of the huge empire that Kris has built based completely from allowing the media in on so much of her family’s personal life. The cameras stick around when they witness an individual that is hungry for attention.


Bruce’s Willingness to Be a Part of the Spectacle

8. Bruce’s Willingness to Be a Part of the Spectacle
Watching the progression of the Kardashian’s television show made some viewers begin to feel sorry for Bruce Jenner. We were all fooled, thinking poor Bruce was outnumbered by all the women and were under the impression that he was above the antics. Then the show went on and Bruce was still there. Rumors began about Kris’ infidelity and Bruce was still there. We began to realize that if Bruce was over this whole thing, he would have made an effort to walk away. Bruce is, as he was before, still around.


Rob and His Socks

7. Rob and His Socks
When in doubt, start a sock line. It’s what Rob—the hairier—of the Kardashians decided to do. He had gained weight and had gone through a hard break up when the epiphany occurred. He shed the weight and launched his sock line, selling them exclusively at Neiman Marcus at $30 a pair. It may sound laughable but the man is devoted to his new business endeavor. Forgive us for not being convinced that socks are the epitome of fulfillment in this guy’s life.


How Can You Cheat on Reggie Bush?

6. How Can You Cheat on Reggie Bush? Let us not forget the broken hearts that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West caused in order to get together. Kanye said goodbye to his bald babe, Amber Rose in pursuit of Kim. Before Kim Kardashian’s quickie marriage to Kris Humphries, there was Reggie Bush. The handsome and talented football player is currently running back for the Detroit Lions. He seemed like a perfect gentleman. We even witnessed his generosity when it came to a displaced family in New Orleans, the home of his former team, in an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This Thanksgiving Reggie even won the Galloping Gobbler Award, Kim! Doesn’t that mean anything?


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Overexposure

5. Overexposure Need new nail polish, perfume, shoes or clothes? The Kardashians have got you covered! Their faces and brand seem to be everywhere these days. The Kardashians have been overexposed for quite some time now. Not only in the area of merchandising are they a bit too exposed, but also when it comes to the intricacies of their bodies as well. We have seen just about every inch of the ladies’ bodies, including their mom, Kris and younger sisters Kendall and Kylie. No thanks.

They Sure Know How to Pick Them

4. They Sure Know How to Pick Them
Let’s just say that the Kardashian girls seem to like a good challenge when it comes to their men.
Kanye: We’re usually on the verge of jamming to a Yeezy hit and declaring him a musical genius; then he starts rambling on about a number of random topics and with that, we’re tired of hearing him speak.
Lamar: Substance abuse is no joke and there is no need to bash Mr. Odom. The problem here however is the clear evidence of his problem and the sad denials that he adamantly threw the public’s way.
Scott: We’ve witnessed the ups and downs of the relationship between Kourtney and Scott via their television show and now have a decent grasp of the all around a-hole attitude that he exudes.
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The Many Expressionless Faces of Kim Kardashian in the Bound 2 Video

3. The Many Expressionless Faces of Kim Kardashian in the Bound 2 Video
From the uncomfortable eye squints that happen when Kim’s blonde locks blow all over her face—to the awkward bouncing that occurs atop the motorcycle—we would have been completely okay if this video never happened. Then again, without the original we would never have been treated to the spot-on parody from James Franco and Seth Rogen.


After Some Time, You Start to Not Care

2. After Some Time, You Start to Not Care
It begins to feel like an overload of useless information when all around you, you see and hear a debate over whether or not Kim Kardashian was wearing underwear with her outfit. Chances are that you’re not losing any sleep wondering whether or not Kris and Bruce are divorcing and although at some point we’ve all stopped and wondered, “Does Khloe have a different father than the other girls?” The answer to that question is that some say it’s Alex Roldan and the truth is that it wouldn’t matter much at all. Whatever the Kardashians decide to do with their lives and no matter how much they decide to bear to the public, is all simply based upon a matter of curiosity. Kim Kardashian did become a household name after the curiosity over her career-defining sex tape after all.

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Umm, What Do They Do Again?

1. Umm, What Do They Do Again?
This question has been posed by both viewers of the Kardashian series and non-viewers alike, as they struggle to define a talent within the family. Although no one in the clan has displayed unmatched vocal skill, extreme athleticism or a pension for crafting great literature, they have been successful at grasping the attention of individuals all over the world and holding on tight. People are curious to know what their next move will be. While some anticipate the next style risk that the sisters will take, others still just simply want to know whether or not Kim’s body is all natural. With the addition of Kanye West, the award winning musician to the family, and baby North West, the Kardashians show no sign of giving up their curiosity-driven fame.

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